Good Day Grover Pickers, I saw that my neighborhood CVS is already decorated with orange and black candy and ghoulish costumes and crappy scary trinkets, which is beautiful because it means…. There is a Witching Hour this Sunday! 3pm until whenever the last 1pm NFL games ends. Winners become losers. Losers become lucky. Warm up …
Week Zero.5?
Week Zero.5? The NFL is a week a way, so we remain Professional College Football only this week.
Week Zero. The Essence of Romance.
What you missed in the offseason, what to expect this fall, how to fix it all, plus a review of stadium toilet paper policy!
A Few Good Bowls- Part 2
I’m trying to make bowl season easier to understand, but good grief, there are a LOT of crappy bowl games! But… I, The Commissioner, have succeeded again in providing you the full and proper perspective on every game!
A Few Good Bowls- Part 1
Friends, we live in a world that has bowl games, and those bowl games have to be mocked on a Bowl Game Preview Blog by men with keyboards. Who's gonna do it? You?
Army v Navy. The Rest Is Nonsense.
njoy the Army v Navy. The last remaining big-time college football game.
Reset Week- We Want What We Want
The Commissioner doesn’t shape the world, he makes sense of it. It's time to update our expectations for this season.
Knock, Knock- A Guide To Rivalry Week Jokes
Here are a few terrible jokes to help you stay focused on Thanksgiving’s most traditional purpose- football!
6 or 7 Pure Football Stories. And Cheerleading.
Some people are entranced when they hear Beethoven. Others prefer to get lost in the light and shadow of a Rembrandt. The stunning sunset across a Montana range is heaven for many. For us, “Steelers v Bears, Sunday afternoon, Chicago, November”. Football. This is the way.
Fixing the Stadium Name Crisis
I have an original thought that is not at all influenced by something stupid I saw on the internet. America is in crisis. There are too many stadiums named for commercial sponsors or old people we’ve forgotten about.
The Grover Picks 